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| Joke 1 Submitted by David Joke from Dad Statement: A schoolboy has to go to the bathroom, so he asks his teacher "Can I go to the Bathroom?". But the teacher says "No! You have to say your ABC's" so he goes "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNO QRSTUVWXYZ" The teacher asks "Where's the P". The boy says "It's running down my leg" Comment: Note the missing "P" Rating: 5 out of 5 |